Random Hugh Jackman facts

Hugh Jackman fact by mrgreenjeans on 2009-05-03 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time, I was driving down the highway when a single engine plane crashed in front of me and burst into flames. I didn't know what to do, but fortunately, Hugh Jackman jumped into the flames and pulled four people out. Unfortunately, they were already burnt up and dead. But then, Hugh Jackman pulled out some butter and rubbed it on them and they came back to life. He's a really good guy.
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Hugh Jackman fact by Dan J. on 2009-07-17 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
Hugh Jackmans Penis
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Hugh Jackman fact by Dalif on 2009-05-03 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time I was out hiking in the mountains, when I slipped and fell over the edge. Fortunately, Hugh Jackman had anticipated my unattentive nature, and was parachuting underneath me, right as I fell. I landed on his parachute, and lay comfortably napping while he brought me to safety. Afterwards, he made me promise to be more careful in the future, and then bought me a lot of candy. He's a really good guy.
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Hugh Jackman fact by Max Mockett on 2009-05-03 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time, Hugh Jackman broke his leg and had to go to hospital. The doctors didn't think he'd make it but then Hugh Jackman showed up and gave Hugh Jackman a bunch of flowers. Hugh Jackman got better within a few days and called to thank Hugh Jackman, but it was engaged. He's a really good guy.
Hugh Jackman.
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Hugh Jackman fact by DOFER on 2009-08-24 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
Hugh Jackman is the public option.
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Hugh Jackman fact by arManiac on 2009-07-20 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A Hugh Jackman a day keeps Chuck Norris away.
He is such an amazing guy!
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Hugh Jackman fact by mickey on 2009-05-03 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time I was running around with a pair of scissors, and accidentally stabbed my cousin and killed her. I started crying badly. Hugh Jackman heard my cries and came to the rescue. He revived my cousin and reprimanded me not to run with scissors. Then he took us out for ice-cream. He's a really good guy.
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Hugh Jackman fact by monkey attack on 2009-05-25 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time I was at a zoo watching some monkeys when one of them snatched the banana I was eating. Hugh Jackman appeared from nowhere and there ensued a slapping competition between him and the wicked monkey. The monkey lost and returned me my banana. Hugh Jackman is a really good guy.
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Hugh Jackman fact by Brad on 2009-05-07 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time I was coming back from a date when I was attacked by a group of 7 yr old children. Being brave by nature, I wasn't scared of them and took right on the three young punks. After fighting valorously for about an hour or so, I realized I was being overpowered and just might lose the fight. Just as one of them was about to land the KO punch on my face, Hugh Jackman caught the punch mid-way and saved my dignity. He is a really good guy. Thanks Hugh!
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Hugh Jackman fact by RiceNCurry on 2009-05-04 Direct link to this Hugh Jackman fact
One time during an earthquake there was a nursing home nearby that had trapped civilians inside. Hugh Jackman flew in on a helicopter and ran straight inside the home and came out with everyone on his shoulder and a cure for cancer. Afterwords he gave us all free pizza. He's a really good guy.
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