One time I was out hiking in the mountains, when I slipped and fell over the edge. Fortunately, Hugh Jackman had anticipated my unattentive nature, and was parachuting underneath me, right as I fell. I landed on his parachute, and lay comfortably napping while he brought me to safety. Afterwards, he made me promise to be more careful in the future, and then bought me a lot of candy. He's a really good guy.