Cthulu once attempted an attack on the human race. Hugh Jackman was quickly there to solve the problem. After 300 year debating, the deal came to him giving up his son to save the human race... sounds like someone I know.
Hugh Jackman discovered life on another planet, however, it wasn't very intelligent. Feeling bad for the aliens, he lent them his computer, and showed them wikipedia. Seems like a really nice guy.
Once Chuck Norris learned of Hugh Jackmans feat's, he became jealous and attempted to roundhouse kick him in the face. Out of pure rage, Hugh Jackman quickly ripped off Chuck's leg. Realizing his mistake, he cloned Chuck's other leg.He's a really nice guy... Now Chuck has two left feet.